Thursday, May 22, 2008

Bengaluru (Bangalore) Fast Food Junctions

Casa Piccola : 26, CMH Road, Bangalore - 560038., : Phone : 5258823. :
Casa Piccola : Devatha Plaza, Residency Road, : Phone : 2212907. : Bangalore - 560025
Casa Piccola : Westminister, Cunningham Road, : Phone : 2203330. : Bangalore - 560052
Corner House : Firdaus Complex, 44/1, Residency Road, : Phone : 5292005, 5583262. : Bangalore - 560025
Indiana Fast Food : 9, St. Patrick's Complex, Residency Road, : Phone : 5585966. : Bangalore 560025
Kentucky Fried Chicken : 4, Brigade Road, Bangalore - 560001., : Phone : 5598782. :
Mac Fast Food : Church Street, Bangalore 560001., Phone : 5588056. : :
Nilgiris Restaurant : Golden Enclave, Airport Road, : Phone : 5266955. : Bangalore - 560071
Pizza Delight : 300, 5th Cross, 6th Block, Koramangala, : Phone : 5530467. : Bangalore - 560095
Stars And Stripes : 2, St.Partick's Church Complex, Brigade Road, : Phone : 5548425. : Bangalore - 560001
The Only Place : Mota Royal Arcade, 158, Brigade Road, : Phone : 5588678. : Bangalore - 560001
Wimpy's : 50, Brigade Road, Bangalore - 560001., : Phone : 5588783. :
Aden`s Fast Food : Address : Ejipuramainroad Viveknagar : Phone : 5716536 : Pin : 560047
Family Bakery : Address : 16/2 3rd Main Vannarpet : Phone : 5542745 : Pin : 560047
Hot Breads : Address : No.83 Copperarch : Phone : 5591848 : Pin : 560001
Indian Bakery : Address : 8 Near State Bank Of India Hal Market Complex : Phone : 5279602 : Pin : 560017
Indian Store Bakery : Address : Ejipura Main Road Viveknagar : Phone : 5716095 : Pin : 560047
Iyengar`s Bakery : Address : 145, M.M. Road : Phone : 5483228 : Pin : 560005
Iyengars Bakery : Address : No-39/213,Remco-Lyt Vijayanagar : Phone : 3352827 : Pin : 560040
M.S. Bakery : Address : Crpuramextesnion Gundappa Meet Road : Phone : 5477831 : Pin : 560084
Magnolia Confectioners : Address : 37, 8th Main, 2nd Cross Vasanthnagar : Phone : 2255267 : Pin : 560052
Pink Panther : Address : G-7 Ramashree Chambers Lady Curzon Road : Phone : 5592404 : Pin : 560001
Surabhi Fast Food : Basaveshwarnagar : Phone : 3201966 : Pin : 560079
Sweet Chariot : Address : 11 Brigade Road : Phone : 5580729 : Pin : 560001
Thom`s Bakery and Super Market : Address : 1/2 Wheeler Road : Phone : 5301860 : Pin : 560005
Vishnu Sagar : Address : 186/2 S.E.Rd Sheshadripuram : Phone : 3442514 : Pin : 560020
Anand Sweets and Savouries Frazer Tn : Address : 7/1 Hainees Rd : Phone : 5301555 : Pin : 560005
Cafe Tip Top : Address : 24 9th Main Road : Phone : 6631546 : Pin : 560011
Cake Basket : Address : 2, Kumarapark East Kumarkrupa Road : Phone : 2258704 : Pin : 560001
Cake Pack Bakery : Address : 52/2, 17th Crs, Mc Layout : Phone : 3387161 : Pin : 560040
Cakes and Flakes : Address : 100 5th Block 5th Cross,KORAMANGALA : Phone : 5534843 : Pin : 560095
SHANTI SAGAR : C.M.H. ROAD : Phone:2918799 :
SUKH SAGAR : C.M.H. ROAD : Phone:2202255 :
M.T.R. : J.C.ROAD : Phone:2220022 :
CADAMBAM : M.G.ROAD : Phone:6548852 :
SAMRAT : RACE COURSE ROAD : Phone:2261996 :
AIRLINES : LAVELLE ROAD : Phone:6640150 :
DELHI CHOWK : LANGFORD TOWN : Phone:2218891 :
MEGH SAGAR : INDIRANAGAR : Phone:5250110 :
WOODY'S : COMMERCIAL STREET : :
BHAGHATRAM'S : COMMERCIAL STREET : :
ADIGAS : JAYANAGAR : Phone:6531570 :
ICY NICY : JAYANAGAR : :
PAVITHRA : JAYANAGAR : Phone:6704524 :
ICE N SPICE : ST.MARKS ROAD : Phone:2211094 :
KABAB CORNER : ST.MARKS ROAD : Phone:5520404 :
KABAB MAGIC : K.R.ROAD : :
KONARK : RESIDENCY ROAD : Phone:2240865 :
AMRUTH : ST.MARKS ROAD : Phone:2214988 :
HOT CHIPS : JAYANAGAR : :
KOSHY'S : RICHMOND ROAD,BLORE -560025 : Phone:2213793 :
RELISH : NEW BEL ROAD : :
KENTUCKY : RAJA RAM MOHAN ROAD : :
OGWARRIOR : RAJAJAINAGAR : :
V.B.BAKERY : V.V.PURAM : Phone:3321772 :
SAGAR'S : RAJAJINAGAR : Phone:3300771 :

Bengaluru (Bangalore) Club Information

BANASHANKARI RECREATION CENTER Address: 296,3rd phase,3rd stg,BSK Pin: 560085Members :550
BANGALORE BONSAI CLUB Address: 167, RV Road, VV Puram, Pin: 560 004Members :500
BANGALORE CITY INSTITUTE Address: 5th Main, Chamarajpet, Pin: 560 018Members :1500
BANGALORE CLUB Address: Residency Road Pin: 560 025Members :5000
BANGALORE GOLF CLUB Address: High Grounds Pin: 560 001Members :2400
BANGALORE VIHARA KENDRA Address: 8, Banashankari 2nd Stage Pin: 560 070Members :2100
BG TURF CLUB LTD Address: Race Course Road Pin: 560 001Members :350
BOWRING INSTITUTE Address: St Mark's Institute Pin: 560 001Members :3200
CATHOLIC CLUB Address: 22, Museum Road Pin: 560 025Members :2000
CENTURY CLUB Address: Cubbon Park Pin: 560 001Members :3000
COSMOPOLITAN CLUB Address: 22nd Cross, 3rd Block, Jayanagar, Pin: 560 011Members :2000
COUNTRY CLUB Address: 65, Chikka Begur, Hosur Road, Pin: 560 068Members :2600
EAST CULTURAL ASSOCIATION Address: 8, 100 feet Road, HAL 2nd Stage, Indiranagar, Pin: 560 038Members :1100
ESTATE CLUB Address: Gulimangala, Huskur Road, 19th KM, off Hosur Rd. Pin: 562 1158Members :1600
GYMKHANA CLUB Address: No5,Wheelers Road, Cox Town Pin: 560005Members :800
INDIRANAGAR CLUB Address: 9th Main, 4th Cross, Indiranagar 2nd Stage Pin: 560 008Members :2500
J P CLUB Address: Site NoCA1,ITI Layout,Kathriguppa,BSK III Stg Pin: 560085Members :1550
KARNATAKA GOLF ASSOCIATION Address: 210 Airport Road, Kodihalli, Pin: 560 017Members :2500
KARNATAKA STATE BILLIARDS ASSOCIATION Address: 5, MTB Road Pin: 560 001Members :1500
KARNATAKA STATE CRICKET ASSOCIATION Address: M Chinnaswamy Stadium, MG Road, Pin: 560 001Members :600
KODAVA SAMAJ RECREATION CLUB Address: Vasant Nagar Pin: 560 052Members :650
LADIES CLUB Address: Infantry Club Pin: 560 001Members :250
MALLESHWARAM ASSOCIATION Address: 7th Cross, Malleswaram Pin: 560 003Members :1600
MANIPAL COUNTY Address: 65,Singasandra, Off Hosur Road Pin: 560068Members :650
RAJMAHAL VILAS CLUB Address: CA3,15th cross, 3rd main, RMV II stg Pin: 560094Members :850
ROTARY CLUB Address: 40/1, Lavelle Road Pin: 560 001Members :2200
SADASIVANAGAR CLUB Address: 15th cross, Sadashivanagar Pin: 560080Members :1300
THE CLUB Address: Mysore Road Pin: 560 039Members :1500
THE DOMINION Address: Near Jakkur Flying Club, Allalsandra,Bellary Rd. Pin: 560 065Members :750
THE KORAMANGALA CLUB Address: CA17, 6th Cross, 6th Block,Koramangala Pin: 560 095Members :1800

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Private Hospitals
• Narayana Hrudayalaya: 7835001
• Northside Hospital & Diagnostic Centre: 23620844
• Novanordisk (24 Hours Diabetic Helpline): 1901338014
• Panacea Hospital: 23228649
• Raj Mahal Vilas Hospital: 23417077
• Ramakrishna Hospital: 26656800
• Ramakrishna Nursing Home: 26633148
• Ravi Kirloskar Memorial Hospital & Research Centre: 28394899
• Republic Hospital: 22211762
• Sagar Apollo Hospital: 26536701
• Santosh Hospital: 25367706
• Sevakshetra Hospital: 26714194
• Shekhar Hospital: 23345901
• Sindhi Charitable Trust Hospital: 22231711
• Sri Satya Sai Hospital: 28411500
• St. John's Medical College & Hospital: 22065000
• St. Philomena's Hospital: 25577047
• St. Theresa's Hospital: 23375332
• Tibetan Medical Center: 23496190
• Trinity Hospital & Heart Foundation: 26563993
• Vijayanagaram Ayurved Bhandar: 23198718
• Vittala International Institute of Ophthalmology: 26722214
• Wockhardt Hospital: 22281146
• Yellamma Dasappa Hospital: 22225643

Private Hospitals
• Abhaya Hospital: 26564586
• Acura Specialty Hospital: 41105252
• Agadi Hospital: 22222921
• Al-Ameen Hospital: 22912723
• Alfa: 26540041
• Amar Nursing Home: 26602171
• Ananya Hospital: 26607422
• Bangalore Children's Hospital & Research Centre: 28600552
• Bangalore Hospital: 26565494
• Bangalore Institute Of Oncology: 22225644
• Bangalore Kidney Foundation: 26392695
• Baptist Mission Hospital: 23330323
• Bhagwan Mahaveer Jain Hospital: 22207649
• C M Hospital: 25280461
• C S I Hospital: 22861104
• Chaitanya Nursing Home: 23432633
• Charakas Ayurvedic Clinic & Health Centre: 25211801
• Chhaya Nursing Home: 23342339
• Chord Road Hospital: 23225858
• D V G Hospital: 26913925
• Diacon Hospital: 23329909
• Dr B R Ambedkar Medical College & Hospital: 25465860
• Dr Agarwal Hospital: 22223100
• Dr Sita Bhateja's Nursing Home: 22210701
• Eshwar Hospital: 23495080
• Ganesh Nursing Home: 23610331
• Garden City Hospital: 26346555
• Hitech Kidney Stone Hospital: 22207114
• Hope Infertility Clinic: 25583836
• HOSMAT: 25593792
• Institute of Naturopathy & Yogic Sciences: 23717778
• Jayashree Nursing Home: 23440981
• KIMS Hospital: 26527739
• Kshema Hospital & Trauma Centre: 25424751
• Lake Side Hospital: 25360823
• M S Ramaiah: 23606545
• Malik Dispensary: 22385769
• Mallige Medical Centre: 22203333
• Mallya Hospital: 22277991

Heartline

• Jayadeva Heart Brigade: 1051
• KIMS Hospital: 26624870
• Manipal Heart Foundation: 25266646
• Narayana Hrudayalaya: 2783500
• Rotary Life Saving Brigade: 1050
• Sagar Apollo Hospital: 26552653
• The Bangalore Hospital: 26565494
• Trinity Heart Foundation: 26563996
• Wockhardt Hospital: 22268888
Helplines
• Accident: 103
• Emergency Help for entire Karnataka [Operation Sanjeevini]: 1062
• Senior Citizens: 1090
• Women: 1099

Ambulance
• Accident Relief Care: 2220777
• Ambicare: 23323560
• Ambu Care: 26342063
• Ambulance Services: 23367548
• Bangalore Hospital: 26562753
• Bowring Lady Curzon Hospital: 25591362
• City Corp-Cantonment: 25571488
• City Corp-City Area: 22277789
• ESI Hospital: 23324112
• Gayathri Hospital: 23352085
• HOSMAT: 25593797
• Indian Red Cross Society: 22264205
• Jayadeva Hospital: 1051
• KC General Hospital: 23341771
• Mallige Medical Center: 22261135
• Mallya Hospital: 22242325
• Manipal Hospital: 25211200
• Ramakrishna Nursing Home: 26633148
• Rotary Life Saving Brigade: 1050
• Sagar Apollo Hospital: 26536700
• Santosh Diagnostic & Scan Center: 25542425
• Sree Chowdeshwari: 23367925
• Shushrutha Ambulance Service: 23447666
• St. Jonhs Ambulance Association: 22295631
• St. Martha's Hospital: 22275084
• St. Philomena's Hospital: 25577046
• Vanivilas Hospital: 26701150
• Victoria Hospital: 26703294
• Yallamma Dasappa Hospital: 22225663

Bangalore City Corporation • Complaint Room: 22237455/22221286, Fax: 22223194
• Control Room: 22221188
• Commissioner: 22260707 /22942215 / 98440-99707

Electric Supply
• BESCOM (CRCO): 22208938
• 24 hours Service (Centralised Complaints): 22267119

Postal Service
• Postal Enquiry GPO: 22866772
• Postal Enquiry City: 22874410
• Speed Post Enquiry: 22867302
Police
• Deputy Commissioner of Police (Traffic)
East: 25588566, West: 23592771
• Police Commissioner: 98440-99707, 22260707 / 22256242

Cinema Theatre • PVR [Forum Mall]: 2206 7511, 787 [Mobile booking], 5110 0787 [Home delivery]
• Inox [Garuda Mall]: SMS Booking 303030, Phone Booking: 5112 8888
• Innovative Multiplex: 2522 5944
• Vaibhav: 23514515 / 23514554
• Cauvery: 23361528
• Rex: 25587350
• Urvashi: 22245551/ 52/ 53
• Symphony: 25585988
• Abhinay: 22872029
• Ajanta: 25514590
• Lavanya: 25362134
• Pallavi: 22223191
• Sagar Talkies: 22263180
• Sangeet: 22865098
• Tribhuvan & Kailash: 22261101
• Lakshmi: 25512716 / 25538179

Customer Care Numbers

Hutch Customer Care
• Dial 111 from your Hutch phone or 98860 98860
BSNL Mobile Customer Care
• 94480 24365
Airtel Customer Care
• Dail 121 from your Airtel mobile
• 98450 98450 (Prepaid), 98450 12345 (Postpaid)

Citibank Customer Care Number
• All Citibank customers - 2227 2484.
• Citibank Suvidha account holders - 2227 2265.
• CitiBusiness Customers - 2229 4653.
• Citibank Credit Card - 2227 2484
• Priority service to CitiGold Customers, Diners Club Members & Citibank Gold Card members - 2229 4653.
ICICI Bank Customer Care Number
• Bangalore - 4113 1877
• Karnataka - 98455 78000
HSBC Customer Care Number
• Banking related - 2558 9595
• Credit card related - 2558 9696
HDFC Customer Care Number
• Debit card related - 9945863333
• Banking related - 5500 3333
• Credit card related - 6622 4332
ABN AMRO Customer Care number
• 4124 5555
SBI Credit Card Customer Care Number
• Toll Free - 1600 180 1290 (BSNL and MTNL)
UTI Bank Customer Care Numbers
• 2537 0615, 2531 7830
IDBI Bank Customer Care Number (Phone Banking)
• 22297000
Manhattan Credit Card Customer Care Number
• 3030 1969
Standard Chartered Credit Card Customer Care Number
• 2558 8888

Railways
• City Railway Station: 22874544
* Enquiries: 131
* Reservation Enquiries: 132 / 1361
Taxis
• Unicorn : 9844024365
• Air Link Taxi: 25362222
• KIMS Hospital: 26624870
• Chamundi City Taxi: 25200333 25293222
• City Taxis: 23237191/2
• City Safari: 25539999
• Garden City Taxis: 23437646, 23434274
• Maruthi City Taxi: 23368888, 23369000, 57613332
• Radio Taxis: 23320152
• Raj City Taxis: 23337777, 23634444, 23335666
• Roman Taxis: 25486606, 25486616
• Shree Maruthi City Taxi: 51900000
• Spot Taxis: 25510000
• Taxi Control Room: 23523636
Tourist Information
• KSTDC: 22352902
• For Conducted Tours-KSTDC: 22275883
• ITDC: 22254396
• Government of India Tourism Office: 25585417

Monday, May 5, 2008

Bengaluru Contact Numbers

Airlines
Domestic Airlines

• Air Deccan: 98457-77008
• Air Sahara: 25584417
• Indian Airlines: 140 / 142 / 25226233
• Jet Airways: 25226576 / 25226577 / 25220688 / 25229873
• Kingfisher Airlines: 4197 9797
• SpiceJet: 1800 180 3333 (BSNL)
• GoAir: 1800 222 111 (BSNL)
International Airlines
• Air India: 22277747
• Air France: 2558 9397
• Air New Zealand: 2224 4625
• British Airways: 2227 1205
• Cathay Pacific: 2226 9745
• Delta Airlines: 2227 3439
• Gulf Air: 2559 4242
• KLM Northwest Airlines: 2226 9854
• Kuwait Airways: 2558 6533
• Malaysian Airlines: 2212 2991
• Quantas Airlines: 2225 8594
• Saudi Arabian Airlines: 2227 6614
• Singapore Airlines: 2286 7868
• South African Airways: 2224 4623
• Srilankan Airlines: 2207 5020
• Swiss Air: 2286 7873
• Thai Airways: 4112 4333
• United Airlines: 2224 4620

Healthcare
Best on Health - 1600 11 8899
Dr Batras - 1600 11 6767
GlaxoSmithKline - 1600 22 8797
Johnson & Johnson - 1600 22 8111
Kaya Skin Clinic - 1600 22 5292
LifeCell - 1600 44 5323
Manmar Technologies - 1600 33 4420
Pfizer - 1600 442 442
Roche Accu-Chek - 1600 11 45 46
Rudraksha - 1600 21 4708
Varilux Lenses - 1600 44 8383
VLCC - 1600 33 1262

Others
Consumer Helpline - 1600 11 4000
L'Or?al, GARNIeR - 1600 223 000
KONE Elevator - 1600 444 666
Indane - 1600 44 51 15
Aavin - 1600 44 3300
Pedigree - 1600 11 2121
Kodak India - 1600 22 8877
Domino's Pizza - 1600 111 123
World Vision India - 1600 444 550
Telecom Monitoring Cell - 1600 110 420

UPS

APC - 1600 44 4272
Numeric - 1600 44 3266

Travel

Club Mahindra Holidays - 1600 33 4539
Cox & Kings - 1600 22 1235
God TV Tours - 1600 442 777
Kerala Tourism - 1600 444 747
Kumarakom Lake Resort - 1600 44 5030
Raj Travels & Tours - 1600 22 9900
Sita Tours - 1600 111 911
SOTC Tours - 1600 22 3344

Teleshopping

Asian Sky Shop - 1600 22 1600
Jaipan Teleshoppe - 1600 11 5225
Tele Brands - 1600 11 8000
VMI Teleshopping - 1600 447 777
WWS Teleshopping - 1600 220 777

Paints

Asian Paints Home Solutions - 1600 22 5678
Berger Paints Home Decor - 1600 33 8800

Investments/Finance

CAMS - 1600 44 2267
Chola Mutual Fund - 1600 22 2300
Easy IPO's - 3030 5757
Fidelity Investments - 1600 180 8000
Franklin Templeton Fund - 1600 425 4255
J M Morgan Stanley - 1600 22 0004
Kotak Mutual Fund - 1600 222 626
LIC Housing Finance - 1600 44 0005
SBI Mutual Fund - 1600 22 3040
Sharekhan - 1600 22 7500
Tata Mutual Fund - 1600 22 0101

Mattresses

Kurl-on - 1600 44 0404
Sleepwell - 1600 11 2266

Insurance
AMP Sanmar - 1600 44 2200
Aviva - 1600 33 2244
Bajaj Allianz - 1600 22 5858
Chola MS General Insurance - 1600 44 5544
HDFC Standard Life - 1600 227 227
LIC - 1600 33 4433
Max New York Life - 1600 33 5577
Royal Sundaram - 1600 33 8899
SBI Life Insurance - 1600 22 9090

Hotel Reservations

GRT Grand - 1600 44 5500
InterContinental Hotels Group - 1600 111 000
Marriott - 1600 22 0044
Sarovar Park Plaza - 1600 111 222
Taj Holidays - 1600 111 825

Home Appliances

Aiwa/Sony - 1600 11 1188
Anchor Switches - 1600 22 7979
Blue Star - 1600 22 2200
Bose Audio - 1600 11 2673
Bru Coffee Vending Machines - 1600 44 7171
Daikin Air Conditioners - 1600 444 222
DishTV - 1600 12 3474
Faber Chimneys - 1600 21 4595
Godrej - 1600 22 5511
Grundfos Pumps - 1600 33 4555
LG - 1901 180 9999
Philips - 1600 22 4422
Samsung - 1600 113 444
Sanyo - 1600 11 0101
Voltas - 1600 33 4546
WorldSpace Satellite Radio - 1600 44 5432

Education
Edu Plus - 1600 444 000
Hindustan College - 1600 33 4438
NCERT - 1600 11 1265
Vellore Institute of Technology - 1600 441 555

Couriers/Packers & Movers

ABT Courier - 1600 44 8585
AFL Wizz - 1600 22 9696
Agarwal Packers & Movers - 1600 11 4321
Associated Packers P Ltd - 1600 21 4560
DHL - 1600 111 345
FedEx - 1600 22 6161
Goel Packers & Movers - 1600 11 3456
UPS - 1600 22 7171

Computers/IT

Adrenalin - 1600 444 445
AMD - 1600 425 6664
Apple Computers - 1600 444 683
Canon - 1600 333 366
Cisco Systems - 1600 221 777
Compaq - HP - 1600 444 999
Data One Broadband - 1600 424 1600
Dell - 1600 444 026
Epson - 1600 44 0011
eSys - 3970 0011
Genesis Tally Academy - 1600 444 888
HCL - 1600 180 8080
IBM - 1600 443 333
Lexmark - 1600 22 4477
Marshal's Point - 1600 33 4488
Microsoft - 1600 111 100
Microsoft Virus Update - 1901 333 334
Seagate - 1600 180 1104
Symantec - 1600 44 5533
TVS Electronics - 1600 444 566
WeP Peripherals - 1600 44 6446
Wipro - 1600 333 312
xerox - 1600 180 1225
Zenith - 1600 222 004

Cell Phones
BenQ - 1600 22 08 08
Bird CellPhones - 1600 11 7700
Motorola MotoAssist - 1600 11 1211
Nokia - 3030 3838
Sony Ericsson - 3901 1111

Banks

ABN AMRO - 1600 11 2224
Canara Bank - 1600 44 6000
Citibank - 1600 44 2265
Corporatin Bank - 1600 443 555
Development Credit Bank - 1600 22 5769
HDFC Bank - 1600 227 227
ICICI Bank - 1600 333 499
ICICI Bank NRI - 1600 22 4848
IDBI Bank - 1600 11 6999
Indian Bank - 1600 425 1400
ING Vysya - 1600 44 9900
Kotak Mahindra Bank - 1600 22 6022
Lord Krishna Bank - 1600 11 2300
Punjab National Bank - 1600 122 222
State Bank of India - 1600 44 1955
Syndicate Bank - 1600 44 6655

Automobiles
Mahindra Scorpio - 1600 22 6006
Maruti - 1600 111 515
Tata Motors - 1600 22 5552
Windshield Experts - 1600 11 3636

Help lines India

Airways

Indian Airlines - 1600 180 1407
Jet Airways - 1600 22 5522
Spice Jet - 1600 180 3333

Deccan airways
For Reservation Queries / Bookings , Please contact our All India 24/7 Call Centre at 39008888 ( prefix city code).

A Small Story for to refresh you...

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real misery when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm religious, I can't go back on my word.
I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

Send this to a clever female you know , or a man with a sense of humour...I just did

Bangalore traffic - a Glorious approach for Smooth Traffic system

By: Tapan
Bangalore is the dream city of almost every Indian citizen. Bangalore is something very special place developed on the hilly region of Karnataka in southern India. The climatic condition and topography of Bangalore makes it more special. As usual when there is more publicity, development of infrastructure, more job Opportunities and various other indirect factors affects the Migration of population and hence the weight on the Infrastructure, road, and traffic is caused.

Similar is the case with the Bangalore city. In recent past there has been a tremendous Development took place in the silicon city of India called Bangalore .Consequently the effect on the infrastructure is quite visible. Earlier in Bangalore, I never have seen such a wild and congested traffic but now the case is quite different. In nut shell , it is Quite logical to say that there has been very less development took place in infrastructure , roadways, traffic system etc compared to the Volume Of development took Place in other sectors Like in Industries , Establishment of various research & software design centre etc .

Time is Not far away when the people of Bangalore will have to face all sorts of traffic problem as it is now seen in various metros Like In Delhi , Calcutta , Mumbai etc . Moreover one good news for the People of Bangalore is that recently few weeks back all the prominent Business leaders, academician and Research scholars met in the city along with the chief minister courtesy times Now, Media partner, to evaluate the development of Bangalore city and the steps required to take to met the growing demands of the population, improve the infrastructure . Moreover, to make the Bangalore city redefined and reshaped to face the challenge of new emerging hi-tech metro city of India. The work has just begun.

I am feeling quite satisfied and happy to see the nature and cool temperament of the inhabitants of the City of Bangalore. This gives me a good hope at last there is one city where we can Say road rage is obsolete word in this city traffic.

I hope my dream and every one’s dream of turning Our Beautiful Bangalore into an ultra modern world Class City for its inhabitants will come true very soon. The dream is not far away if it is really implemented as promised by the respective Karnataka go government.

Article Source: http://www.ApprovedArticles.com

Tapan is an associated editor to the website: Indian Traffic News.com - The Latest Traffic News Portal. Indian Traffic News is committed to provide visitors with complete information on Road accidents, City specific news like Delhi traffic news, Bangalore traffic news, Latest traffic news and its related topics.